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bee-boiii · 3 months ago

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I finally finished drawing them before the hour of joy, and my hand is dead

#poppy playtime chapter 4 #poppy playtime #poppy playtime protagonist #harley sawyer #p.w.#oh harley how you are evil #the most toxic of yaoi #they need couple's therapy #art #my art #original art #small artist #artists on tumblr #digital art #my hand is gone #pls help #securityangel #securityangel my beloved #im growing very obessed with this ship

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krysmcscience · 8 months ago

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I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

#fanart #billford #bill cipher #stanford pines #gravity falls #book of bill #i watched gravity falls because i was curious about all the Toxic Old Man Yaoi on my dash and wanted context #turns out most of the context was in the book of bill tho lmao #look they either banged or married or both while drunk and i will accept no other possibilities #you don't use the phrase 'and one thing led to another' in a PRIVATE JOURNAL if what happened wasn't salacious in some way #i mean - ford didn't exactly grow up in The Most Inclusive Time Period???#dude was probably like 'gotta use this wording for plausible deniability - NO ONE can know i boinked the talking triangle'#in other news - i must bully the baby billy #don't know how much more GF stuff i'll toss up here but i have a few other little scribbles in the works. probably won't color them tho lol #also don't ask me why bill's bowtie stays where it is despite his “pants” being under it. just. just fucking don't ok???#EDIT: oh and since i see this a lot in this fandom for some reason: DO NOT REPOST THIS PLZ K THX :D

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scurvyboy · 5 months ago

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would ford pines do really well in danganronpa or would he suck the most?

#i think he would suck the most #bro thinks he's a kyoko when he's really a byakuya #i think he would tamper with a crime scene because it's too obvious #AND he hates women #gravity falls #ford pines #stanford pines #bill cipher #fiddleford mcgucket #fiddleford hadron mcgucket #billford #billfiddlesford #toxic yaoi #myart #gay #stopped tagging my posts with gay and they haven't been doing as well #suspicious

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beanchildbitch · 9 months ago

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What was actually happening in the love cage during weirdmageddon

Ford sees this as torture, Bill sees this as an opportunity to get his ex back.

#i love toxic old man yaoi #he's trying his best #gf #gravity falls #billford #my art #art #the most annoying love song i could think of #book of bill #the book of bill #tbob #bob

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mochatricks · 4 months ago

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yeah ok

#wallace and gromit #vengeance most fowl #gromit #feathers mcgraw #i blacked out and put this together and now here i am #toxic yaoi????? in MY wallace and gromit????

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dendrogynous · 2 months ago

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they’re fine don’t worry this is just how they flirt

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#they’d rather do this than sit down and talk about their feelings #wilson get gun #will not elaborate #house shot him in the nuts with a bb immediately afterwards #cw guns #you (the viewer) get to decide if it’s a real gun or not #house md #hatecrimes md #malpractice md #house md fanart #gregory house #james wilson #hilson #house x wilson #hilson fanart #artists on tumblr #dendro’s art #worlds most toxic yaoi couple

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messymoonmad · 3 months ago

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Messy! I shall ask of thee one question! Do you think that antinoius would like fight tele when he had long hair and it’d just progressively gets gayer as they wrestle?

Lmfaoooo alright if we're gonna talk about this insane ship i'd rather have tele having a crush on antinous and antinous being clueless about it. Like yeah tele is the ultimate femboy he is undenyably pretty but antin doesnt have an actual crush on him. he usually thinks about CRUSHING him.

So when the prince starts flirting antin is just confused like

Antin : im gonna fuck your mom haha

Tele : how about you fuck someone your size instead >:(

Antin :.......... HUH?

#cause i know most people like it the other way around but its such a toxic cliché #antin is already a big bully if he's the one flirting with the shy femboy its just gonna feel to me like a bad yaoi #i like tele to be a smartass lil brat and antin is just clueless about feelings #i dont like a power imbalance ig ?#ship talk #sharpwolf #antimachus #the suitors #telemachus

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danlous · 3 months ago

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The funniest thing when rewatching Squid Game was paying attention and seeing just how much In-ho looks at Gi-hun. One of my personal favorites is in 2.07 when Gi-hun points to the surveillance camera and everyone turns to look at it with him except In-ho who continues to stare at him like a shark. Eventually he's like oh right i should probably look at the camera too, glances at it and then goes back to looking at Gi-hun, the object of his single-minded focus. His eyes really are always glued to Gi-hun, nothing else interests or matters to him

#squid game #squid game 2 #hwang inho #seong gihun #gihun x inho #inhun #ginho #457 #idk what their most common ship name is i've seen all those used #anyway i love villainous obsession i love toxic yaoi etc. i need to make proper gifsets when i have more free time

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clayclayton332 · 6 months ago

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I WAS BRAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I COLORED THE ROMANTIC STARING!!! STILL CAN'T DRAW ANYONE SMOOCHING I GET TO FLUSTERED!!!!1 GAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!

#gravity falls #fiddleford mcgucket #ford pines #digital art #fiddauthor #fiddlesix #fordsquared #Middle aged yaoi REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#Someone is jealousssssss OOooooooo #worst room to be zesty with lab partner in your being watched from every angle by the most toxic creature in the universe

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lesbworth · 7 months ago

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anyone making an adaptation of the life of wolfgang amadeus mozart for some reason

#amadeus #amadeus 1984 #mozart l'opera rock #mozart l'opéra rock #mozart das musical #mozart! das musical #god why do they all have two names #anyway. europeans are so unwell in the head.#shoutout to mdm for providing yaoi diversity #(salieri barely features and they made fürsterzbischof colloredo a toxic seme played by mark seibert)#european musicals #musicals #everyone must watch mor at least once in their life it is the most insane piece of theatre #also i'm still just flabbergasted by amadeus' existence and the fact that it's one of the most well-respected films like. ever #evidently the national film registry needs yaoi to live

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cynicallyneutral · 9 months ago

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「coward」

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mail-me-a-snail · 5 months ago

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quick blu team thoughts about the team's main trio

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fadedkat · 7 months ago

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can’t look him in the eye

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sidethatyoudontknow · 3 months ago

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In the middle of all this 457 chaos there's me that lowkey ships junho and the salesman/ the recruiter/ddakji guy or whatever you're calling him

I mean have you look at them, imagine the banter we could've got

Like there's junho, a detective who's been trying to find his brother only to be led up to a brutal kids game competition in some sketchy island and also finds out the person who controls the said game is his very own brother that he's been searching for a long time that is also a previous winner in the game

And then there's the salesman (some people call him ddakji or dak ho) who's been trained to kill, to see people that played the games is lower than him like a trash since he was a teenager probably, who doesn't even know the purpose of life anymore, a literal mess, a maniac. That's also probably the one that recruit junho's brother into playing the games(a theory not sure if that would makes sense)

Just imagine that, I could write a few headcanons if anyone interested

And yes yes I know they didn't even interacted once for SHIT(and the only time they ever see one another was when one of them already died and the one died never also see him or does he?)